Mello Bottoms ~ CBD Suppositories

Mello Bottoms ~ CBD Suppositories

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  • Suppositories absorb fast.
  • 75mg of highly concentrated CBD per suppository made from Clean Full Spectrum Hemp Oil

 

Before you say, “you want me to put what in where?” just hear us out. We know suppositories probably weren’t the first thing you thought of when you started looking up ways to get your dose. We’re willing to bet they weren’t your second, or third, or even fourth thought either. People are afraid to talk about them — but not us.

Etch out some time in your calendar to unwind, and then let the Mello Bottoms take you there!

These make it easy for you to administer your dose. Since suppositories have greater bioavailability and absorption when administered in this manner, Your 75mg dose hits in just 10 minutes. Bottoms up, baby.

 

  • Organic Coconut Oil

  • Full Spectrum Cannabis Hemp Extract with CBD

  • Organic Hemp Oil

  • Organic Cocoa Butter

  • Frankincense Oil

 

Mass Total CBD Dosage

5 Suppositories

375 MG

75MG of CBD per Suppository

  1. Wash hands with soap and warm water.
  2. Remove suppository from the fridge and remove wrapper.
  3. Lubrication is key! Apply a water-soluble lubricant to the application area as well as to the tip of the suppository.
  4. Insert in your vagina or your bottom. We personally prefer our booty hole.
  5. Wash your hands thoroughly.
  6. Rest for 5-20 minutes so the suppository can settle in and won’t slip out.
  7. Enjoy the relaxation!

For anal insertion, lie on your side and straighten your lower leg while bending your upper leg toward your stomach. Lift upper buttock, and insert the suppository until it passes the muscular sphincter of the rectum — this is about 1 inch in most adults!

For vaginal insertion, insert the suppository (pointed end first) with your finger as far back as it can go without causing any discomfort.

 

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Why Suppositories?

Suppositories have the highest bioavailability ~94%. The reason doctors don't prescribe all drugs this way is that oral dosing is more convenient, and people are weird about putting things in their bums.

Simply put bioavailability refers to how much suppository will be absorbed, how quickly you feel it, and how long the Body Bliss lasts.

  1. Almost all of the suppository is absorbedA recent study showed that 94% of paracetamol was absorbed when administered rectally, compared to 37% when administered orally. Unlike a capsule, this method bypasses the stomach, intestine, and liver where it will most likely be eliminated.
  2. A suppository is absorbed fast —It immediately enters the bloodstream through the large veins in your bottom. It moves from the bloodstream to the tissues and cells and binds to receptors, and gets to work. There is no waiting for it to make its way through your digestion, it is instant.
  3. These can last up to 24hours as it takes longer for your body to metabolize the suppository when combined with a fatty acid, in this case we chose Coconut Oil.

RAPID RELEASE

Also knowns as early-onset. Are you tired of waiting for it to hit? Now you do not have to!

LESS WASTE

94% of it will be used. Isn't it time for you to get what you paid for?

LAST LONGER

Deeper Bliss

Your Questions, Answered.

Seriously. Our team of Cannabinoid Connoisseurs has done the research.

How do they work?

The warmth of your body melts the oil and is absorbed through the large juicy blood vessels in your bottom, and then sent to your bloodstream.

Can you use them in your bottom or your vagina? Which one is better?

Ultimately this is a personal preference. I like to think of my vagina as a beautiful machine I want to leave alone, so I take them through my bottom. But it does not matter. Your bottom or your vagina. They both are richly vascularized (ahem veiny) so will absorb the cannabinoids either way.

Is it difficult to use the suppositories?

Frankly it is way easier than you think. Your bottom tends to suck them in, once you are in a comfortable position and have lubed up accordingly, you only need to insert the tip and your bottom takes care of the rest.

Anal Sex Prep, Is there anything I need to do differently?

You should do the usual prep you are comfortable with doing prior to having anal. And then when you are with your partner and ready to play, take one. Think of these as the item you insert just prior to your foreplay. Do it together, enjoy the moment.